Not Me Monday

Welcome to Not Me! Monday! This blog carnival was created by MckMama. You can head over to her blog to read what she and everyone else have not been doing this week. It was a harrowing week around here. Take a look...

I did NOT lock my self out of the house one day because what I thought were keys in my pocket turned out to be a bouncy ball and rock - both confiscated from Sport. Neither one of which would have proved to be very good at starting the car. If that HAD happened, I'd have been delighted to find a spare set of house keys in my purse that I did not even remember putting there.

I did not roll right off of my new exercise ball and smack my head HARD on the basement floor while trying out a new pilates video. I'm much too coordinated and graceful for that.

While we're on the subject of injuries that never occurred, I also never got my hand stuck in the canister that holds the filter on the vacuum cleaner, nearly pinching off a very large chunk of skin. Hubby always complains I don't clean out the filter enough. If this had happened it would be a prime example of why I don't clean out the filter more often. That thing is a man eater.

Finally, Hubby and I did not sit around trouble-shooting why Sport's lamp was not coming on while I worked to reset the timer it is hooked up to until Sport graciously solved our dilemma by asking, "How can the lamp come on if it's not plugged in?"